there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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