Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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