In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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