hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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