All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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