I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I want to walk on stilts...naked
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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