it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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