I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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