im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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