u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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