..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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