I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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