What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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