either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
And then he peed in my hair
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