i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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