scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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