He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Let's get the cat blown out
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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