Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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