a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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