DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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