Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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