We got so high we made milksteak
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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