How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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