Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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