I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
you never un-have a 4some
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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