Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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