I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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