Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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