i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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