Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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