Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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