im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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