Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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