But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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