Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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