I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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