he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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