wakey wakey hands off snakey
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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