Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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