I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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