im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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