She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I am available for nakedness
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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