belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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