? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I could fuck to npr.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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