Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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