I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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