Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
