scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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