is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
i now understand why vodka
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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