There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Randomize
