about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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