The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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