i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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