So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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