your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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