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Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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