I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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